Lunchtime Summer Panto
Oran Mor, Glasgow
Mr and Mrs Punch may be dusting off the sausages, preparing to entertain in coastal sunshine all around the country but in Glasgow’s west end ‘tis the season to be jolly. It’s July and the Lunchtime Summer Panto is back at Oran Mor. This year things are heating up and cooling down as the scheming Mayor of Cumbernauld reveals his nefarious plans to go for the big one, the pinnacle of political ambition – Lord Provost of Glasgow. Trouble is the city’s just elected one, mysterious, beautiful Elsie, who appears to be cauldrife, as we say in these parts, for why else would she need to wear gloves when the sun is totally scorching?
Her doting mother, Widow Swanky, has little time for her other daughter Annie, who has never been forgiven for producing an embarrassing, bobbing evacuation in the local swimming pool when young. Starved of love, will Annie fall prey to the easy charms of the sleazy Mayor and unwittingly help him in his dastardly scam to dodge democracy? Perhaps gabby snowman, Wee Gnaff, can be persuaded to help things slide towards a happy ending? Let’s hope so.
George Drennan plays a grand dame, blonde, rude and full of… herself mainly. Teasing the audience with winks and innuendos, gloriously cruel and dismissive of Annie (whose psychoanalyst’s fees must be enormous), if Swanky is a widow, then surely it’s because her husband topped himself. Hannah Howie’s Elsie provides a softer, sweeter ingredient to the panto, giving plenty of unrestrained, diva warbles to the big song that isn’t, ‘Let It Go’ from the movie. Walt disnae want them to use that one.
Rebekah Lumsden’s Annie lives in the shadow of her enchanting sister. In her wee football strip she’s as determined and plucky as Cara Delevigne’s eyebrows. With unflagging energy and affection for her big sibling she will even travel to the murky depths of Glasgow’s south side, to save the day. Tom Urie’s Mayor is an unabashed conman in a red tartan suit and huge bowtie reminiscent of a 1950s holiday camp comedian. A sly, sleekit bad-yin, he’s prepared to sacrifice a vulnerable young Annie’s feelings for a position of power… and a bit of a laugh. Hiss boo.
Written and directed by Andy McGregor this summer panto, with its slick interchanges between cast and audience, original songs, dash or two of hilarious Glesga coarseness and traditional sing-along finale, is a hot ticket for the next three weeks.
David G Moffat