Until Saturday 5th January
My Editor phoned me on Monday to ask me if I would review tonight’s performance of Kinky Boots. I quickly did a bit of research and discovered it is a musical with the songs of Cindy Lauper. OOOOOOoooo I like her.Good Time! So I phoned my editor back and said sure, Divine would love this scoop. I had two tickets, so invited my lovely friend Maggie Cheyne.
I arrived early at The Playhouse and made my way to The Boards to pick up my tickets and Goodie Bag !!!!!!! A Goodie Bag That included, Two tickets, a program, some rather lovely bindis and a velvet Kinky Boot bauble – a very festive bribe. I turned around to see two very beautiful trannies doing a photo shoot. Such beauty and power; masculine femininity, classically beautiful femme faces. I was stunned by such beau, & felt a touch under dressed. Even though my freshly purple hair looked nice, I got the glitter girl to tart me up a bit – sparkly glitter. ‘Hmmm,‘ I thought as I skipped down the steps to meet my lovely friend Maggie and the beautiful creatures followed me outside, ‘this is becoming more and more appealing by the moment.’ I was all a fluster. Maggie looked lovely and we made our way into the Playhouse. Our seats in the stalls, gave a perfect view of the stage, center stalls row P. Good Time! ❤
The Plot: A son inherits a shoe factory in Northampton and it is faced with closure due to a slump in the market. Our hero has to travel from London to the shoe factory in Northampton, leaving his hot girlfriend behind. Hot girlfriend wants to close the factory and turn the building into flats. Our hero wants nothing to do with the plan. Instead, he turns the shoe factory’s fortunes around with an all-singing, all-dancing cast of extremely convincing Trannies. Creating a range of high-heeled thigh boots that form a high-brow fashion show in Milan (tasty). Successfully turning the factory’s fortunes around. Saving the jobs of the people employed there. Hot girlfriend moves back to London. Hot boyfriend wants to stay with his shoe factory, so moves on to a blonde chick who had a better voice, but was the exact opposite of what he had before. ‘Hmm,’ I thought, ‘Its a rebound.’
The Performance: The Playhouse was full, right up to the gods, every seat was taken. The capacity audience were up for it the lights went down and a spectacular performance struck us all, fresh from a sell-out run in the West End of London. It totally kicked off in Edinburgh tonight. Productions of this caliber are few and far between, and everything about it set my creative juices on fire with a clever script brilliantly directed. Romance, passion, romantic tragedy, rebounds, superbly convincing transvestites, high-heeled boots with a happy ending – and the songs of Cindy Lauper telling the tale. The stage sets and lighting were just as spectacular. Possibly the greatest cabaret I have ever seen and been delighted by. Lola the lead tranny’s vocal performance brought the house down. Divine’s favourite line was, “Ladies and Gentlemen and for the ones that are nae sure”. This was a performance that reached out to everyone’s inner She-Male. Every heart in the Playhouse shone tonight, to the delight of Kinky Boots.
5 Stars All Round
Mark ‘Divine’ Calvert